Annie's Soapy Massage Sukhumvit soi 2 Near Nana Plaza

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[Aey At Annies]

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[Aey At Annies]

this one seems to look better yes Jack.

[imac-hunt]

Walking towards Nana from Cowboy as I was getting bored, my mate had already got a long time and I was on my Jack Tod. I visited Eden, not much on offer, about 10 girls all below the Eden club normal. Maybe if I was as horny as hell I would have jumped in but not tonight. I am making a booking for next week, better that way I think.

Walked towards Nana as I thought I would get one of my regulars at Rainbow 4. On the way the hunger pains started, that means Club Sandwich in the upstairs bar at the Westin Grand, best in Bangkok and I would be ready for gogo city once more. As always it was top notch. Walking towards Nana I got to the bottom of the stairs on the BTS near soi 8 and this strange smell hit me, W. T. F. It was me. I am a clean type of dude normally but bloody hell BO tastic. I have no idea why but it just hit me, it was stinky as hell and no way out of it. Think think think ok I need to clean up, Annie's. I took half a blue one before going out and I was sure it must have started to kick in by now. Could I really do an Annie's girl and take one back to my place, let's put it to the test. I am off to Annie's soapy drop off, as I like to call it.

Time around 8:45pm about 20 in the fish bowl but only 6 in the sideline. Aye I think it was came over and asked what I was looking for, I made it quite clear that I was really doing this for a quick one and a wash up before going on out again. Aye looked at me as if she was thinking, no way asshole your getting shagged and that's the end of it. I explained I wanted cute, not hard core today, with some GFE, good soapy and friendly. She gave me 5 options, 1 sideline, 4 fishbowl in varying ages and shapes and sizes. Number 37 was the number she pushed the most, ok lets do it.

Number 37 came out with this massive smile slapped on her gob as soon as she looked at me. She looked like she had just won the lottery, I know I am not that good looking, 40 years old, fat and now eye wateringly smelly. She sat next to me squeezed my arm and said, thank you, that was a first. I said to her I want a good clean, which confused her a bit, she then smiled yet again and held my bollocks and said, I understand clean him out ok I can do that. I paid my bill and off we went to the room. I got one of the new back rooms as all the main rooms where full. These rooms are not what I expected small but new, very clean, with a shower and lots of pillows around. Number 37 said, room ok for you, if you want to wait you can have normal room. I looked around and if it was not for the size the rooms, not that bad. She said it was the first time she used one of these new rooms, not many people like them.

Into the shower we go, number 37 is short, thick boned but not fat at all and has this amazing smile that just dose.. Not.. Go.. Away... I think she figured out that the pits smelled and she went to work on them. She cleaned me over then kneeled down to check out the purple headed warrior. I was nursing a semi and she said, you have nice cock can I play. Well that's what I am here for isn't it. She pulled back my foreskin and cleaned me up and she said, you blow job now or on the bed. I said, why not both. Her blow job technique is thorough but not expert, what I liked about it was she did not give in as I am not one for standing up and getting blown so it must have been hard work. She had great use of her eyes to pull me in whilst she was sucking away, also rolling my cock around her lips, cheeks, under and over her tongue. Good hand movement under the balls and a small amount of anus pushing, nothing major though. As I was getting to the vinegar stroke she stopped and said, cum on my face, I like it. Now her expertise came in as most girls just swing ya cock up and down up and down and your load kind of goes everywhere, not this lady, I had a full on stonker and this meant there was going to be a hard fast tight load coming out. She kind of half stood up and pulled my foreskin back making sure there was nothing covering my bell ready for me when I fired. Then followed the best No Cum Dodging I have ever had, every last drop was all over her and what was more impressive was if this was her first time in this shower she knew exactly where to stand us both so no water was falling onto her face when my white salty spray was erupting on her cute smiling face. All the way through this was the same really cheeky nasty big smile beaming at me. I did not know if she was an axe killing psycho or a cum on face psycho either way it felt good. When I had finished she was giggling and laughing and I was watching my sperm running down her face, she said thank you. Well we cleaned each other and onto the cushion covered small bed.

A Good medium style oil massage like I wanted followed and while she was doing this she started talking about me cuming on her face again and that she liked it and can we do it again. I'm like *****, chill I am not a robot ya know. I explained that it takes time for me to get ready again, I am not 19 anymore. She then smacked my legs and said, stop it and get ready, I want cum. I am not a femdom type of man but this was a bit of a turn on. She turned me onto my front and started licking my ass a little, following this she moved me onto my knees, this culminated in her rimming me and her putting her hands around me so she could get her already oiled hands on my near to hard dick. Once I was fully up again she demanded I stand ready to give her cum. This time she was lying down on her back with her legs spread playing with her clit saying cum cum cum, I felt like a spare dick at a wedding as she was getting herself off. I know some guys like this but this is not me. I came here for me to get off a few times not you luv. She kind of wiggled towards me and managed to get her arms around to pull me more near to her. She then carried on playing with her bean with her left hand and started sticking her fingers from her right hand in her pussy and one around her ass area. A bit more moaning came and she then pushed all in for a few seconds and that scary smile came back. She then sat on the bed and my second blow job started. I felt a bit used actually but turned on nevertheless

The same BJ technique followed, not amazing but no giving in. About 10 minutes past and I just said, I can not finish again when I am standing up. She said wait, Number 37 then turned around and lay down so her legs where facing away from me and raised them up the wall, she then pulled me over to her on my knees so my balls are on top of her face, she then pushed my pelvis away so my dick fell into her mouth. The position meant I could when she opened her legs see her pussy wide open and I my cock could relax inside her mouth. Before she restarted she said, fuck my mouth please, no hard soft and slow I like. She can not deep throat but it was not far off it. While I was fucking her face she was playing hard and fast with her twat which was now a super dark pink and naturally wet. She could tell I was starting to cum so she stopped and sat me down on the bed.

Number 37 stood up leaned over to my cock and starting licking my Frenulum super fast which helped me achieve a massive load very quickly. As her head was in the way again she caught all my sperm and the scary smile was back, followed this time by some psycho laughing. Not sure how long the session lasted but that was enough for me. Clothes on, out the door and I was off to Nana.

Would I recommend number 37 yes, if you are in to strange good but sweet ladies. If you like it hard no. I will try her again soon.

Marks Out of 10

Looks 7
Service 7
Room 7
Price 8
Psycho smile 10

[Aey At Annies]

We have some ladies that for a long time do not wanting the picutres of them on the internet. I think some jealous started as I am sure you understand, if lady have picutre on our website they get more booking. 10 ladies have come to me in the last some weeks and said next time you put new pictures on can I have.

This is the first 3. I will have 4 more on Monday and the rest after.

[Aey At Annies]

I have been many emails asking the same questions so I will post a answer to it on here so people have no need to type an email to me.

Annie's has been in operation for almost 40 years and since our first day we have never ever ever had one day closed. Yes we will have less staff as there are more days off than normal but we are still open for you.

Many places that are closed are low level staff companies that have 10 to 15 ladies. Annie's has on the books many more than that so we will be fine for your visit. Also after Songkran for a few weeks we will be lower staff as well. Because the ladies that work over the holiday time take time off strait away after. This means we can stay open but always lower staff than normal which we think is better than just shutting the doors and saying no.

[Shoshana]

Aey,

Few questions and I try to itemize them so I can get as clear answer as possible:

1) Can a client buy a VIP room even if he is with only one of your ladies? Or the VIP rooms are strictly assigned for customer+2 ladies or 2 customers + 1 lady?

2) If so, how much would it cost to upgrade from the standard room to the VIP in that occasion?

3) Does your establishment offer air mattress body-to-body massage as a part of the standard service or does it has to be requested separately?

4) If so, does it incur an additional expense? Not that the cost is an issue, just wanted to clarify any ambiguity.

5) And I don't suppose all of your ladies are trained to do body-to-body massage, are they?

6) I know this is not a massage-dedicated parlor per se, as it offers additional services, i.e. FS, etc., but it would be nice to incorporate Numu massage into the selective services. Just a suggestion see if it works out with your staff.

7) Which one of these is the infamous #11: this one, or this one?

[Aey At Annies]

1) Can a client buy a VIP room even if he is with only one of your ladies? Or the VIP rooms are strictly assigned for customer+2 ladies or 2 customers + 1 lady?

You can have a VIP with one lady yes.

2) If so, how much would it cost to upgrade from the standard room to the VIP in that occasion?

NO extra cost just ask us at the desk for one of the big rooms at the back.

3) Does your establishment offer air mattress body-to-body massage as a part of the standard service or does it has to be requested separately?

Here is the problem, not all rooms have the right drainage this meaning the VIP rooms do not. Only the rooms at the front have the correct drainage.

4) If so, does it incur an additional expense? Not that the cost is an issue, just wanted to clarify any ambiguity.

There is no extra cost for soapy with a mattress.

5) And I don't suppose all of your ladies are trained to do body-to-body massage, are they?

All our ladies are but the thing is some ladies are better at it than other and of course like any job, some staff prefer doing one thing than another thing so I am sure that some ladies offer better soapy experience than other because of this. Our on duty mamsans when you walk in if you explain to them you want soapy on mattress they will make sure they point out to you a better soapy lady.

6) I know this is not a massage-dedicated parlor per se, as it offers additional services, i.e. FS, etc., but it would be nice to incorporate Numu massage into the selective services. Just a suggestion see if it works out with your staff.

No may ladies like to do this and in fact most of the places in Bangkok that offer the this ladies that do it are the not busy ladies and so it because they have to. I will look into it though and talk to some of our ladies about it.

7) Which one of these is the infamous #11

The number 11 on our website not is the number 11 that works for us at present. The other number 11 that you have given a picture of left about 2 or 3 years ago. I can not tell if is the number 11 you have been hearing about as both have good reputation.

Here is a link to t alside show on our website that has the picture of our present number 11
http://www.anniesbangkok.com/anniesgirls.html


If you have anymore questions please ask.

[Shoshana]

Thank you for your response.

I think by firing a panoply of questions, even though the individual inquiries were adequately answered, I managed to lose track of the bigger picture.

What I wanted to know is whether massages are either soapy in the bathtub "or" on the air mattress? Or can you have both?

Just an acute observation. I've noticed that the majority of non-high-class soapy massage parlors lack urinals! Only in the expensive establishments that I've seen toilets incorporated in the facility. Do people urinate in the bathtub? (not that there is anything wrong with it). I'm just asking because it makes an interesting situation where the client would be relieving himself in front of the ladies.

[Aey At Annies]

Thank you for your response.

I think by firing a panoply of questions, even though the individual inquiries were adequately answered, I managed to lose track of the bigger picture.

What I wanted to know is whether massages are either soapy in the bathtub "or" on the air mattress? Or can you have both?

Just an acute observation. I've noticed that the majority of non-high-class soapy massage parlors lack urinals! Only in the expensive establishments that I've seen toilets incorporated in the facility. Do people urinate in the bathtub? (not that there is anything wrong with it). I'm just asking because it makes an interesting situation where the client would be relieving himself in front of the ladies.

You can have in the tub or on a mattress just tell us before you go in the room what you want. Only the front non VIP rooms have the drainage for soapy on mattress though.

Toilets, there are 3 sets of toilets in Annie's all with in viewing distance of the rooms. Most customers just put a towel on a walk out. Do not be shy we have seen it all before and so have the ladies

[Shoshana]

You can have in the tub or on a mattress just tell us before you go in the room what you want. Only the front non VIP rooms have the drainage for soapy on mattress though.

Toilets, there are 3 sets of toilets in Annie's all with in viewing distance of the rooms. Most customers just put a towel on a walk out. Do not be shy we have seen it all before and so have the ladies

Ok, when you say "or," this means, both services are mutually exclusive. You can either have the tub or the mattress--that's what I was trying to find out. Can a client have "both" of those services in one session? I'm just asking out of curiosity.

Here's another thing that came to my mind. Do the ladies provide wet scalp massage too? If that's the case, can I ask why on earth you people call your country Thailand and not Heaven?

A newbie question, how many extra-balls ladies go for? As many you can muster in your allotted time? Or the routine is usually one pop in the tub, and perhaps, one or two on the bed?

EDIT: Does my last question result in some sort of disciplinary action if answered by the management? Please, tell me if my last question had to be discussed in private rather than in the public forum.

[Jack]

Ok, when you say "or," this means, both services are mutually exclusive. You can either have the tub or the mattress--that's what I was trying to find out. Can a client have "both" of those services in one session? I'm just asking out of curiosity.

from my own past experience you if a lady does the mattress thingy, you can get both, first start in the tub and later on the mattress, i had it before at annies.

A newbie question, how many extra-balls ladies go for? As many you can muster in your allotted time? Or the routine is usually one pop in the tub, and perhaps, one or two on the bed?

again, from what i did before, you can go for 2 if you can handle it you got 2 hours and in those 2 hours your the boss, if you want to have sex the whole 2 hours you can ask for it (just tip the girl accordingly after)... i talked with girls there that talked about customers who poped even 5 times so it's up to the client (and how good the girl is)

EDIT: Does my last question result in some sort of disciplinary action if answered by the management? Please, tell me if my last question had to be discussed in private rather than in the public forum.

yes it will cause disciplinary action! we are about to send our dogs at you, the minute you land in bangkok next time you'll be approached by our people and be escorted to our toture facility for disciplinary punishment! MAY THIS BE A WARNING TO THE OTHERS!

cheers.

[Shoshana]

yes it will cause disciplinary action! we are about to send our dogs at you, the minute you land in bangkok next time you'll be approached by our people and be escorted to our toture facility for disciplinary punishment! MAY THIS BE A WARNING TO THE OTHERS!

cheers.

Thanks Jack. It's just the other responder mentioned something about illegality of these sort of business that are usually performed under other titles, i.e. massage or bar. I wasn't sure if the owner or the management staff gets involved answering directly to such questions, they might end up getting in to trouble. I'm just trying to look out for everyone and some times due to lack of knowledge, one might make an innocuous statement that is obvious to others.

[Aey At Annies]

Thanks Jack. It's just the other responder mentioned something about illegality of these sort of business that are usually performed under other titles, i.e. massage or bar. I wasn't sure if the owner or the management staff gets involved answering directly to such questions, they might end up getting in to trouble. I'm just trying to look out for everyone and some times due to lack of knowledge, one might make an innocuous statement that is obvious to others.

No answering questions like this on a forum is ok for legal things.

Ok, when you say "or," this means, both services are mutually exclusive. You can either have the tub or the mattress--that's what I was trying to find out. Can a client have "both" of those services in one session? I'm just asking out of curiosity.

Yes you can have both again explain to the on duty mamasan that this is what you want.

Here's another thing that came to my mind. Do the ladies provide wet scalp massage too? If that's the case, can I ask why on earth you people call your country Thailand and not Heaven?

I am sorry I am not knowing this massage, if you can explain then I will ask some of our ladies if they do this. We have on our books about 100 ladies some part time and this means many ladies do offer something’s that I do not know about.

A newbie question, how many extra-balls ladies go for? As many you can muster in your allotted time? Or the routine is usually one pop in the tub, and perhaps, one or two on the bed?

Most men in 2 hours can only 2 times, which is our standard one BBBJ to completion in the tub and one sex on the bed, some do have one more BBBJ etc on the bed near the end but this is normally the maximum in the time most men can. Our ladies want to make the customer happy as like all working girls they work for money and they are looking for maybe a nice tip for good service if the customer thinks she was good enough. If you are not happy thenit is higher chances that you are not going to tip her. If you want extra, one more ball as you have called it then as long as you are not a real asshole to her then she will want you to be happy and be nice to you. If on the other hand you have not been nice in the room then 95% of Thai ladies will try and find a way out of being nice to you back. I am sure you understand what this means.

[Shoshana]

I am sorry I am not knowing this massage, if you can explain then I will ask some of our ladies if they do this. We have on our books about 100 ladies some part time and this means many ladies do offer something’s that I do not know about.

This is simply a form of head massage; you can view a sample here although it is not an "official" format. I think any form of head massage would do especially if this is done by two ladies--one can focus on the body and the other one massages the head. It's a killer combination.

If you are not happy thenit is higher chances that you are not going to tip her. If you want extra, one more ball as you have called it then as long as you are not a real asshole to her then she will want you to be happy and be nice to you. If on the other hand you have not been nice in the room then 95% of Thai ladies will try and find a way out of being nice to you back. I am sure you understand what this means.

Tipping is essential and I don't understand why some people get all worked up about not receiving 100% what they had asked for and taking it out on the lady. Unless the client is treated very rudely which in that case, the lady shouldn't be expecting any reward.

Another thing I wanted to say is that, most of these ladies work on several clients every day. I cannot imagine how exhausting their work take its toll on them--emotionally and physically. If a client treats them poorly, since this is not simply a rudimentary service, say a hair cut, their emotional distress can ruin their mood for the entire day, and understandably so. I'm just wondering how many days of the month do some of these ladies work?

I was also wondering, if the place where the client stays is equipped with a good-sized bathtub, would the outcall lady be able to provide the soapy massage?

[Aey At Annies]

This is simply a form of head massage; you can view a sample here although it is not an "official" format. I think any form of head massage would do especially if this is done by two ladies--one can focus on the body and the other one massages the head. It's a killer combination.

Just head massage no problem many of our ladies can offer this as well.

Tipping is essential and I don't understand why some people get all worked up about not receiving 100% what they had asked for and taking it out on the lady. Unless the client is treated very rudely which in that case, the lady shouldn't be expecting any reward.

Sure we say if not good service please no tip as this makes confusing message and this being if lady not treat you well this is a good idea.

I'm just wondering how many days of the month do some of these ladies work?

The time off they get is based on how long they have worked for us and how much time they want off as in if they not feel like working as they have been very busy then they can have time off.

I was also wondering, if the place where the client stays is equipped with a good-sized bathtub, would the outcall lady be able to provide the soapy massage?

Yes sure no problem.

[Shoshana]

Aey,

What's the deal with #4 (pic here)? I haven't heard anyone talking about her on the forums.

[Aey At Annies]

Aey,

What's the deal with #4 (pic here)? I haven't heard anyone talking about her on the forums.

Not popular because average service.

[Aey At Annies]

Things that customers have said to me in person or on the phone.

I am not coming here again as I could hear the man and lady next door to me screaming out in pleasure as they where having amazing sex. This did not make me feel good as it meant that maybe I was not as good as him.

I did not like this visit to Annie’s as I can see a pair of shoes over there in the corner of the fish bowl.

Thank you for an amazing time, I will tell all my friends. Your lady made sure all the way through that I did not fall asleep.

Annie’s is the best, I have never been to a soapy where they offered me a soapy massage before, I loved it.

I am never coming back here as it took me 4 hours to walk here from where the taxi dropped me off at.

I was very surprised as we even had sex together.

I had sex with your lady and I cum 5 times and I want my money back as none of them felt good to me.

I want my money back as I did not ask the lady for sex or a blow job and she did both to me 3 times. All I wanted was massage.

The aircon is too cold,
The aircom is not cold enough.

Customer: I want my money back as my skin hurts.
Me: Why?
I am allergic to 90% of all soaps.
Me: So why did you come to a soapy massage parlour? Or why did you not at least explain this to us before you went in.
Customer: That is not the point.

I can not take a lady today as there are too many to choose from.

Customer: There are only 40 ladies here, why do you not have more, this is very bad? Make no mistake I am going to tell all my friends of how bad this place is.
Me: How many do you want to take in the room? If you want 100 please give me one hour on the phone and I can find them for you.
Customer: No I do not want to take them to the room, I want too look at them, what type of man do you think I am? my girlfriend is waiting for me.

I was very happy with the lady you sent to my hotel room today as she can drink as much as I can.

I will never take a lady out of Annie’s again as your lady cannot cook as good as other ladies from other places I have taken before.

Customer: I was not happy when I came to Annie’s as there was no young ladies.
Me: Can you give me an example of young.
Customer: (yes you know the answer now)

My friend told me about Annie’s and I was very unhappy as it was not where my friend told me it was.

I will not be coming to Annie’s again as I can now see the front before it was all covered up with plants which is what I like.

Customer: Dear Annie I was very angry about when I came to Annie’s last as the lady I wanted to see was busy and all the rooms where full. Please rectify this issue for my next visit.
Me: But you did not make a booking and I am sorry we are busy and yes our rooms fill during the afternoon sometimes. If you can confirm when your next visit is I will make relevant arrangements for you to make your next visit better. Please give me a date and time.
Customer: Dear me, you really are a stupid women like all the rest and you just do not get it do you, I am a very busy business man, that’s right a man so I can not give dates and times but I expect your ladies to be waiting and at least have a room available for me, better if it is a VIP room for my next visit or I will never come again.

Dear Annie’s, I am sorry to say this but I shall not be coming back to your place. The reason is simple, 7 years ago Annie’s was a quite place where I could sit with your 30 ladies and take my time and choose with no other customers around me. Now it has changed, you have at least 70 ladies in your 2 fish bowls and this is too much for me to choose from plus there are other customers in the bar around me all the time. I think you have no idea of how to run a successful business or how to take care of your customers if it makes me feel like this.

Dear Aey I will ask you kindly to stop posting on sex forums as ladies should not do this, it is not there place and it makes me not happy so until you stop posting I shall not be coming to Annie’s.

Emails I get that I can not believe.

This is not 100% the words, as I can not remember how they wrote the emails but this will give you an idea of the most common hard to believe emails I receive every month.

Dear Annie’s
I am due to be at your place in 24 hours. Please re-take all the pictures on your website and make sure the girls have no clothes on, so I can choose the right one for me. Better still please make a video of them masturbating for me.

Dear Annie’s
After my friend telling me you helped him and made sure he got a nice lady please can you advise the best MAN for me that works for you. Also can you book a hotel for me something like the Four Seasons. I only stay in suites and I will be staying for 5 days. My name is XXXXX I am from XXXXX .

Dear Annie’s
I saw your prices on your website, please can I have discount for me as I will only cum 5 times thus you ladies will not be working as hard as with other customers.

Dear Annie’s
How much are “You” for the night? Do you offer anal, swallow and receive water sports.

Dear Annie’s
My flight arrives at 11:00pm. Please send your free Benz to pick me up, or I am not going to be your customer.

Dear Annie’s
The 10 ladies I have listed on my email below can you please re-take the pictures of them, making sure I can see there pussy’s so I can see them before I arrive.

Dear Annie’s
After reading about your parlour on forums and websites about nightlife in Thailand please give me free sex or I will post bad things about you on the internet.

Dear Annie’s
Can I have a lady that lets me beat her and put out lit cigarettes on her face and arms, I will offer a 500bt tip for this service.
My reply is: “Sorry we do not have ladies that offer this”
There reply:” “Why? I go to XXXX XXXX and XXXXX XXXXXXX and I do it to there ladies and they do not want a tip and many ladies enjoy it to.
My reply “Go there please”.

There are a lot more but these are the ones that I remember at the moment. Some of the things I get asked in person are almost the same. A regular one is a customer coming in asking the price then saying, “why should I pay? I get free sex all the time and I want it for free here. Please ask the ladies to come and look at me and I am sure one lady will give me free sex.

Or, I get once week, in different styles.

“Out of these ladies”, They then give me 5 numbers or letters, “which one has a day off next so I can be with her for free and not pay you”

I am posting this for 2 reason
1: I hope it makes some people laugh.
2 I am sorry that I can not reply faster to some peoples emails but I have to read through some stupid emails and forum posts to get to the real ones.

Aey

[Shoshana]

I am not coming here again as I could hear the man and lady next door to me screaming out in pleasure as they where having amazing sex. This did not make me feel good as it meant that maybe I was not as good as him.

Jealousy. I would actually be turned on by other people's earth shattering sex.

I did not like this visit to Annie’s as I can see a pair of shoes over there in the corner of the fish bowl.

Peevishly picky. He would probably be upset if there is no Christmas tree in the fishbowl during holidays too.

Annie’s is the best, I have never been to a soapy where they offered me a soapy massage before, I loved it.

He probably had gone to a massage parlor rather than a soapy massage.

I am never coming back here as it took me 4 hours to walk here from where the taxi dropped me off at.

Where did he leave him, at the airport? Don't these people look up locations on the Internet first?

I was very surprised as we even had sex together.

an absent-minded clueless.

I had sex with your lady and I cum 5 times and I want my money back as none of them felt good to me.

Ya, he is right. You have any idea how hard it is to pop 5 times in less than 2 hours? He should get a refund for his effort [sic]. Or perhaps he suffers from what's known in medical community as Ejaculatory anhedonia.

I want my money back as I did not ask the lady for sex or a blow job and she did both to me 3 times. All I wanted was massage.

He must have had such a great time that became physically impaired to ask the lady not to perform BJ and mount him like a little sexy handsome man that he is. Poor soul. He came to get a soapy massage but instead got raped. Did anyone tie his hands behind his back and duck-taped his mouth while he was there?

Customer: I want my money back as my skin hurts.
Me: Why?
I am allergic to 90% of all soaps.
Me: So why did you come to a soapy massage parlour? Or why did you not at least explain this to us before you went in.
Customer: That is not the point.

I suppose this fella was so puzzled with the whole experience that forgot that he has allergic reaction to 90% of soaps. It's good to know some people have such command on their limitations.

Customer: No I do not want to take them to the room, I want too look at them, what type of man do you think I am? my girlfriend is waiting for me.

Haha, his quota is one lady at a time or his g/f would dump his butt. Some people have a hard time setting their moral compass straight.

I will never take a lady out of Annie’s again as your lady cannot cook as good as other ladies from other places I have taken before.

Look, I like to cook for others time to time but if you are ordering a soapy massage, don't expect the lady to be a circus contortionist.

Customer: I was not happy when I came to Annie’s as there was no young ladies.
Me: Can you give me an example of young.
Customer: (yes you know the answer now)

I would love to see this guy gets reported to authorities.

My friend told me about Annie’s and I was very unhappy as it was not where my friend told me it was.

He probably was tricked by one of those touts on the street, guiding him to another shoddy place.

I will not be coming to Annie’s again as I can now see the front before it was all covered up with plants which is what I like.

I've never been to Bangkok, but even examining a few photos and videos from the place, it quickly becomes obvious that the establishment is not visible off the street. You have to actually make a few twist and turn up the stairs to get there. Does Annie's even own those front spaces?

Customer: Dear me, you really are a stupid women like all the rest and you just do not get it do you, I am a very busy business man, that’s right a man so I can not give dates and times but I expect your ladies to be waiting and at least have a room available for me, better if it is a VIP room for my next visit or I will never come again.

Good grief, too demanding. Are these people for real?

Dear Annie’s, I am sorry to say this but I shall not be coming back to your place. The reason is simple, 7 years ago Annie’s was a quite place where I could sit with your 30 ladies and take my time and choose with no other customers around me. Now it has changed, you have at least 70 ladies in your 2 fish bowls and this is too much for me to choose from plus there are other customers in the bar around me all the time. I think you have no idea of how to run a successful business or how to take care of your customers if it makes me feel like this.

Such a self-contradictory statement.

Dear Annie’s
I am due to be at your place in 24 hours. Please re-take all the pictures on your website and make sure the girls have no clothes on, so I can choose the right one for me. Better still please make a video of them masturbating for me.

Haha, I suppose this one was looking for a porn site than a massage parlor.

Dear Annie’s
I saw your prices on your website, please can I have discount for me as I will only cum 5 times thus you ladies will not be working as hard as with other customers.

A new discount program should read, "For every extra cum after the 4th one, you'll get 10% discount." I'm so glad teenagers are not allowed in these places.

Dear Annie’s
How much are “You” for the night? Do you offer anal, swallow and receive water sports.

Hey, everyone's preferences vary. What can you say.

Dear Annie’s
My flight arrives at 11:00pm. Please send your free Benz to pick me up, or I am not going to be your customer.

I'm surprised he didn't ask for a line of coke to embellish his sense of laziness.

Dear Annie’s
The 10 ladies I have listed on my email below can you please re-take the pictures of them, making sure I can see there pussy’s so I can see them before I arrive.

Too much info. What else he needs, their blood pressure? Is he applying for gyno certificate while he at it too?

Dear Annie’s
Can I have a lady that lets me beat her and put out lit cigarettes on her face and arms, I will offer a 500bt tip for this service.
My reply is: “Sorry we do not have ladies that offer this”
There reply:” “Why? I go to XXXX XXXX and XXXXX XXXXXXX and I do it to there ladies and they do not want a tip and many ladies enjoy it to.
My reply “Go there please”.

A sadist. What's wrong with these people? I mean, you go to soapy massage to relax and experience a sensual work around not to club the lady to death. "Lit cigarettes on her 'face' and arms..." good grief!!! How about torching her eye-lids? Would that satisfy you sir?

A regular one is a customer coming in asking the price then saying, “why should I pay? I get free sex all the time and I want it for free here. Please ask the ladies to come and look at me and I am sure one lady will give me free sex.

I used to be in a business of building luxury houses several years ago. There was this one guy who was really enamored with one of our houses--cost estimate, $1.6 million. He would stop by once every other week and offered $20,000 for the whole shebang. I would take him to the kitchen and ask him how much the cabinets should cost. He would shrug and couldn't come up with any estimate; so I would tell him probably 3 times the amount he had put offer on the entire house. Some people don't want to cheap down the price; they want everything for free on a diamond platter, literally.